Small Hall Wrestling
A small hall
half filled
by a bustling gaggle
of guys and girls
with plastic pitchers
flowing with watered down beer
several of the men
wear too-tight tees of their idols
pictures of skulls, tombstones -
and an American flag
a couple of ring girls
garnished with glitter and little else
provide a taste of glamour
which is hard to swallow
over the damp scent
of body grease
and a canvas stained the colour of clay
a man in a mask
with a Mexican pseudonym
adorned in a gilded waistcoat
and snow leopard print lycra
walks down a well worn carpet
both hands extended
to feel the frenzy of his fans
each hand slap an electric charge
arcanely activating adrenaline
250 pounds of fake fury
follows in his rival's footsteps
Cannonball is -
roundly greeted by a chorus of curses and insults
and a crudely choreographed swilling of beer
he swallows the negative energy
and climbs into the ring
the promoter
donned in tophat, torn shirt tails and cowboy boots
preens and prances around the ring
heating up the furnace of fans even more
'LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE’' he roars
and two mismatched gladiators collide
back and forth against the ropes
a missed clothesline into a jumping dropkick
the crowd bathing in sweat and saliva
from a powerful back to belly suplex
the snow leopard growling in pain
while Cannonball taunts and teases
the crowd bay for blood
then the leopard's prowling in pleasure
a low blow then a DDT
and a climb to the top turnbuckle
a 180 degree back flip
clumsily lands on the 'Cannonball’s' gut
a 1-2-3 then
it's all over
in under 10 minutes
we bask in the spent currency of combat
we're all winners
that's what they write
on the autograph cards
it's no WWE
it's got it’s own attitude.
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Paul Adam Short lives in Newcastle Upon Tyne, England. He loves sport and supports Newcastle United Football Club and Newcastle Eagles. The North East of England is an influence on Paul’s writing, especially its culture and natural surroundings. You can find more of Paul’s writing at PaulWritesPoems.com and find him on twitter @PaulWritesPoems.